cow, milk thyself!

Just went trough a post on Sean Corfield's blog on the subject of Object Think. As a ColdFusion guru and Adobe Sr Computer Scientist he somehow finds all sort of interesting things to say about computer programming. Well I read the post but I won't even try to pretend that I got it all. Tough I would like to believe so. What I found interesting was the link "for everyone to understand". It's about the Midwest's hardships and how intelligent cows can ease them.
Gets me thinking about my previous post on bananas.
In truth, banana "is a" fruit.
But what will the monkey do after he/she reads about "Object Think"?
Will he/she starve waiting for the banana to peel itself?